Thursday, October 21, 2010

Blackcameltoe Spandex

WHO said teacher was better student?!

"Because of a social movement, the traffic is very upset over the whole network RATP"

Front:
"Oh, it was frankly the air galley! I'd rather stay home to work on my master! "

After: " Oh God's name, it'll still be the cross and the banner to go to work and, in addition, it must that I am! I'm the teacher, now! "



" Because of incidents at the university yesterday and the various problems in transport, the days of ***, *** and *** are trivialized ".

Front: " Yeeeessss ...! No need to go to class! I'll be able to organize my day as I want to spend the afternnon 'in Biblical take my time in the morning! "

After: " Choueeeette ... "Commonplace," that means I am obliged to be there and that can dry them with impunity! 'Unaware of their luck, these kids! "



'Amore, I'm afraid to have concerts at least until November and then my schedule is looking more and more like a minister ... "

Front: " No problem, my love! You have a hole of the week ***? I will come to that point, then, "Yes, yes, theoretically, I courses but I can dry, do not worry! I catch up and then the most important is the master and that, I can lend me enough forward so that it goes like clockwork! "

After: " Well, well, wait, I look at my schedule ... You are free to *** ***, right? I'll get to that point, then. Oh no, shit, I'm over in the middle and I can not dry now: I'm the teacher, it will be ... "



" And you, if you're in where your job? That advance? "

Front: " Okay! I did that, this and that, so I already made a real advance! And tomorrow, a day in Bible reading articles! It's really awesome, research! I strongly get down to business! "

After: " Oh dear, do not remind me! It's been two months since my nose to the grindstone of my course preparations, it eats me a lot of time, I can not do anything! Yesterday I finished Woodman and I had the impression of being a big fool! Besides that I have to redo my card bible ENS, but I have not a moment to go there! "



" And now we'll do a quick overview of the use of punctuation. "

Front: " No, but what is this course moron! They take us for idiots or what? Then you, my pressure cooker, if you think I'm going to participate, you do not care the finger in the eye! "

After: "No, come on, what, I pray you, be cool, participate, shit I swear it's not me who got the idea for it and besides, I have no choice! "


( Lubieniecki Krzysztof, "The schoolmaster", 1727, National Museum; source: Wikipedia Commons)

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